JP's first sex post?

Okay, I saw this on a blog and decide I would fill it out myself. This may be the first of many sex posts. We will see...... =0)

1. DID YOU GET LAID IN 2007?
YES!!!

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
If you consider a place you pay to get in that anyone can get in, public, then ..... I'll say yes.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
No, most of the time there is nothing to laugh about.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Do cries of pleasure count?

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Honestly, I really like the feeling of a warm body next to mine, so I'll say yes.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Never regret, just decide to never do it again.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Actually Yes I did once. I had been going for a while and I couldn't move anymore.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Talk dirty to me, I'll work harder.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Eww Never.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes.

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
I don't think that I could ever.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
No I don't need porn to get me going.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
No, I am always focused on the person in front of (or under) me.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
No, but I was really sweaty one time and it slipped off.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
There was the one time that I was a "minute man" but I chalk that up to not having any for a long long long long long time.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I was almost a quarter century old.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I will not name names, but I think that person knows.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Better than possible.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Puhlease... I am a guy ya know.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Nun-ya.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
No, too cramped.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
I got a myspace message from her a couple of weeks ago. I didn't respond.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
If you have dated someone I know, then you are off limits.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Unknown to me at the time, yes.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
I'll tell you when it happens

27. LINGERIE?
Yes please.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Um that would be a big negative. WAY too Many dicks in one rooms just doesn't work.

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX
( )park
( )church
( )cemetery
( )beach, never again, the sand goes EVERYWHERE...well maybe I could be convinced..
()boat
( )school
( )parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
( )picnic table
(X)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
()woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)the other person's bed
()porch/deck/balcony
(X)in a house with parents home
()at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room
(X)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
(X) in a pool.
(X) in a hot tub.

Now if any one wants to repost this, go right ahead. I will not "TAG" anyone this time... But be forewarned... I may tag you next time.

Kevin Smith gets his revenge.

How to respond to someone tells you that you suck

Snoop Dogg?! NO!!!!!!

Seriously?



Please tell me I am not the only one disturbed by this.

And please please tell me that I am not the only one that can't get this song out of my head.

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Listening to: Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction (Edited)
via FoxyTunes

HA!! *UPDATE*

Well I guess I better stop blogging and go cry in a corner. Pfft!!

You know I absolutely love it when people feel the need to just come out and tell you what they think. Especially when you really didn't ask or care for their opinion.

Whenever I post here, I make an effort to add a link to my myspace so some of my friends can take a glance at what I write. It gives them a chance to look see what I am doing and the things I go through. (I know I could do that in myspace, but it's so much easier here).

Yesterday was no different, when I put the link up for my EVERYBODY STOP post. This morning I got a myspace message concerning that post:

"ur blogs suck"

Really? Wow. I guess I better stop blogging and go cry in a corner now. Thank you so much for this very constructive criticism. I promise I will do better just to make sure you are happy. Would you like to proof read all of my blogs to make sure they don't suck anymore? Would you please oh please oh blog master show me how it's done? Oh wait you don't write anything you fat tub o lard. You apparently like to just sit back and critique things that you read.

I'm so glad I really don't care what anyone thinks about anything I do. Cause you know, that statement would of really hurt if I really gave a shit.

If anyone else who reads my blog really feels that way, I have a small suggestion for you, STOP READING! And if you feel like commenting on my writing abilities, please feel free to do so. Just know, that I will respond and tell you how much I care.

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Listening to: 3 Doors Down - Live for Today
via FoxyTunes

*UPDATE*

Ok so I have to make a retraction now. Apparently when I read my friends comment about my blog, I must of be so tired I couldn't tell if she was joking or not.

Here is the subsuquent exchange of messages:

From: (insert name here)
Date: Jan 16, 2008 9:30 PM

lol was a joke.. and i knew id get something back with a negative comment.. when i gave you a positive comment on the last blog you never comented back.. just thought id see what id get with the negative...and i was right.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Infamous JP:
Date: Jan 16, 2008 4:28 AM


can't make everyone happy now can I?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (insert name here)
Date: Jan 15, 2008 9:30 PM


ur blogs suck

Someone feels like a D-bag. Guess who that is.
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Listening to: Black Eyed Peas - Anxiety
via FoxyTunes

Everybody Stop!!

And sing with me.

We've all seen this commercial. And if you haven't you should watch it now.

Rock Me Gently.



Something like this happened the other day.

While working at the restaurant, we are usually allowed to play music in the kitchen and from time to time people will sing along. It's usually done under our breaths or it's usually only a couple of people singing.

This time it started out just like that. One person would start out singing, then another person would join, then another, then another, then another, then... you catch the drift. Within a matter of 30-40 seconds, every person was singing the song. I'm talking all 15 kitchen workers and the 3 customers in the place at the time, were not only singing, but some were actually dancing.

And what song was playing do you ask...

Well listen for yourself. And I dare you not to sing along.


(p.s. this is not the actual video, it's someone else doing the video to the song because Mr. Chesney won't let anyone embed his video)

I really should be working, but I need a break

So it's time for some photobucket fun.

Photobucket Fun!
1) Answer the questions below.
2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket or Google Images.
3) Take a picture from the first page of results and post.
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you!

1. The Age you will be on your next birthday.
2. A place you would like to visit.
3. Your favorite place to be.
4. Your favorite object.
5. Your favorite food.
6. Your favorite animal.
7. Your favorite color.
8. The town you were born.
9. The town where you live now.
10. The name of a past pet.
11. First name of a past love.
12. Nickname / screen name.
13. Your middle name.
14. Your last name.
15. A bad habit you have.
16. Your first job.

VEGAS BABY!!!

I'm so excited, I can't even think of a secondary title.

I'm going to Vegas Baby and I think my cabin fever will be cured (at least for a month).

One of my favorite bloggers invited me to join a Vegas trip that they are taking, and I jumped at the opportunity. I really can't express to you how excited I am.

I will be flying out first thing this coming Saturday and will be returning early Tuesday morning. Apparently the plans are to go to an ALL YOU CAN drink bar and then hitting a strip club afterwards. I am also supposed to find out if I can hold my liquor, unless my friend is talking about someone else.

I will tell all the stories as soon as I get back, if I can remember them.

New Layout

Check out my New Layout Everyone

Oh I think I like it!!

You Guys Like Me You Really Like Me!!

I won? I demand a recount!

Many of you know that I have been delivering pizza as a second job since the middle of summer. I started out working for one of the run of the mill, pizza only places that likes to rape it's drivers of their money without them really knowing it. I was working 4 days a weeks while I was there and would get home between 1 and 4 in the morning depending on the day and how busy it was and then getting to work by 8 the next day.

Not wanting to continue that cycle for too long, I changed company's around mid October, and I kid you not when I say that I absolutely loved the change. This place is basically a restaurant that serves pizza on the side. I very rarely work past 10:30 when I am scheduled there and the shifts are on average only 4 hours long. And what's even better... it's located in a affluent neighborhood and therefore the TIPS ARE AMAZING!!

Now the one drawback to working the pizza delivery side is this, you don't get enough time to really get to know any of the other people that work there, especially the waitstaff. I very rarely see them unless I am not working and getting food for myself.

Or so I thought....

Last night, the company threw the much delayed, out of place Christmas/New Year's Party. There was the whole Secret Santa and Year End Superlatives and everything. Having not been there for too long, I wasn't expecting to get any of the superlatives nor was I expecting a gift that would really be fitting for me. Boy, not only was I wrong I was surprised.

And the winner of the Best Customer Service for a Driver is...... JP!!

What? Are you serious? Check the numbers again. That's impossible, nobody knows me.
Wow thanks everyone.

That's right everyone, after 2-1/2 months, I am known for my customer service. I also found out that I was nominated for being the best dressed outside of work and for hardest working driver too.

I was also surprised when it came to exchange gifts for the Secret Santa. I received a pair of Virginia Tech glasses in the shape of a football. Talk about the perfect gift.

I got the person I had a pair of candles along with candle holder and a Victoria's Secret gift card, unfortunately she was not there, so the manager will give it to her later. I hope she likes it.

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Listening to: Good Charlotte - I Don't Wanna Be In Love (Dance Floor Anthem)
via FoxyTunes

Cabin Fever

I think I started my life in reverse.

It wasn't that long ago (about 2-3 years) that I used to love relaxing at home on the weekend and was perfectly content with that. The thought of going someplace was always nice, but nothing could really get me to walk out the door of my house/apartment. It's been that way for most of my life.

When I was a kid, my weekends were spent in the back yard with friends coming over. As I got older, I would only leave the comfort of my home to go to church on Sundays. Even when I moved out for the first time, I would very rarely venture out of the house just for the hell of it.

NOW it is completely different. I loathe staying at home with nothing to do. I've got to do something eventually. Even during the week, when I should be sleeping so I can make it to work on time the next day, I find myself craving some fun. I need to be out, hanging with friends, drinking, or just doing something.

In the past 2 weeks, I have made spontaneous trips out of town for a day. I have tried inviting people come join me to watch a football game at a sports bar. I am even seriously contemplating an impromptu invitation to Vegas in 2 weeks.

Am I getting younger or am I still trying to make up for being the oldest 20 year old there is? You decide.

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Listening to: Gorillaz - Demon Days
via FoxyTunes

I'm f****d. I have the wrong set of keys and I can't get in the house.

"You're not going to freeze in the cold like those Mexicans"

I have a habit of doing stupid things without thinking sometimes, or paying attention for that matter. I've been known to come to work with my zipper down on many occasions. Last night was no different.

The Virginia Tech vs. Kansas game was on my schedule last night, and I just couldn't watch that at home. I had to be around a bunch of other Hokies when they won, so I opted to go to a sports bar instead.

On my way out the door, I grabbed my keys to my car, got in and headed out anxious drink and eat Virginia Tech to a victory. I invited some of my friends to join me, but only The Fencing Dancer showed up (despite her declaration before hand that she was rooting for Kansas).

Unfortunately, 2 things happen during the course of the night that made it eventful.

1. Virginia Tech lost. (not the end of the world I know, but I really wanted to gloat because Virginia lost also a couple of days before).

2. I grabbed the wrong set of keys and had no way to get in the house after I got home. I searched my car furiously for them, thinking that maybe I had brought them with me. I never found them and tried to call my roommate to let me in. Apparently he crashed and didn't hear the phone ring, the doorbell or the pounding of my fist against the door.

If it wasn't for The Fencing Dancer's hospitality and insistence that I was not going "sleep in the cold and die like those Mexicans", I would of slept in the car with the 2 jackets and blanket I had in the car for emergencies. Thank You!!!

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Listening to: 50 Cent - Fire (feat. Nicole Scherzinger & Young Buck)
via FoxyTunes

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Listening to: Jason Mraz - Welcome to Saratoga: Older Lover Undercover (Live from Montalvo)
via FoxyTunes

It's the New Year Y'all!!!

I hope life is great in 2008!!!

I know I know it seems like I have dropped of the face of the planet. I swear it is nothing personal. I've just been busy with the Holidays and with work (that and the fact that I know my boss can find my blog, I gotta be careful).

But I am back and will be at my usual post, blogging away.

It's been a fun couple of weeks. I enjoyed My Christmas Vacation and had one of the best New Year's Celebrations ever.

But now that the holidays are over. It's back to work as usual.

Right boss?