Monday, January 28, 2008

JP's first sex post?

Okay, I saw this on a blog and decide I would fill it out myself. This may be the first of many sex posts. We will see...... =0)

1. DID YOU GET LAID IN 2007?
YES!!!

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
If you consider a place you pay to get in that anyone can get in, public, then ..... I'll say yes.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
No, most of the time there is nothing to laugh about.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Do cries of pleasure count?

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Honestly, I really like the feeling of a warm body next to mine, so I'll say yes.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Never regret, just decide to never do it again.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Actually Yes I did once. I had been going for a while and I couldn't move anymore.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Talk dirty to me, I'll work harder.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Eww Never.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes.

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
I don't think that I could ever.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
No I don't need porn to get me going.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
No, I am always focused on the person in front of (or under) me.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
No, but I was really sweaty one time and it slipped off.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
There was the one time that I was a "minute man" but I chalk that up to not having any for a long long long long long time.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I was almost a quarter century old.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I will not name names, but I think that person knows.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Better than possible.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Puhlease... I am a guy ya know.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Nun-ya.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
No, too cramped.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
I got a myspace message from her a couple of weeks ago. I didn't respond.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
If you have dated someone I know, then you are off limits.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Unknown to me at the time, yes.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
I'll tell you when it happens

27. LINGERIE?
Yes please.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Um that would be a big negative. WAY too Many dicks in one rooms just doesn't work.

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX
( )park
( )church
( )cemetery
( )beach, never again, the sand goes EVERYWHERE...well maybe I could be convinced..
()boat
( )school
( )parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
( )picnic table
(X)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
()woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)the other person's bed
()porch/deck/balcony
(X)in a house with parents home
()at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room
(X)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
(X) in a pool.
(X) in a hot tub.

Now if any one wants to repost this, go right ahead. I will not "TAG" anyone this time... But be forewarned... I may tag you next time.

9 comments:

Eric said...

Alright JP, great job. Before you know it, you will be talking about sex as much as I do.....hell, you may even give details. ha ha.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

whoa- I thought you died or something from the lack of posts and them ka-blam! Sexytime. This is a fun survey.

Anonymous said...

COPY CAT!

Anonymous said...

I am so happy to see you are living up to your new nickname!

-alba

dc_speaks said...

hahahahaha...JP. you are too much.

thanks for the laughs and the honesty.

Enjoy your weekend, dude.

Laters!

Steph said...

No toys? Aww come to mumma!

Infamous JP said...

Mumma, be gentle... but at the same time, teach me teach me teach me!!!!

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