I'm such a dork

Sip. Step. Step. Sip. Step. Step. Sip. Step. Step.

Yesterday, I did one of my spontaneous actions that got a slight laugh out of my co-workers.

I had just made a cup of JP Mocha (hot chocolate and coffee) and was walking towards my desk. Since I filled the cup to the brim, and I didn't want it spilling. I would take 2 steps, stop, and then take a sip. I then followed with 2 more steps, stopping, and taking a sip. I did this whole routine through 6 sips.

After my 2 sip, I just so happened to walk past a co-workers desk and he was noticing my routine. This is the conversation that followed.

Co-Worker: That coffee must be amazing! You can't go 2 steps without taking a sip.

No: Actually, the coffee is ok. I just wanted to show you that I have My Drink N My Two Step. Now I'm gonna go home, get the Patron, and tell em it's on.

Gawd, I can be such a dork sometimes......

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Listening to: Cassidy - My Drink N' My 2 Step
via FoxyTunes

I like to make sure it's tight when I put it in

It'll loosen up as you work it.

I won't stick it in, unless I bag it first.

He was just hammering away.

Those were just a couple of the many things we said as we were taking down Recon Man's tent the other day. It's amazing how some phrases can be taken in the wrong way.....

You didn't think we were talking about sex were you?

JP's first sex post?

Okay, I saw this on a blog and decide I would fill it out myself. This may be the first of many sex posts. We will see...... =0)

1. DID YOU GET LAID IN 2007?
YES!!!

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
If you consider a place you pay to get in that anyone can get in, public, then ..... I'll say yes.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
No, most of the time there is nothing to laugh about.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Do cries of pleasure count?

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Honestly, I really like the feeling of a warm body next to mine, so I'll say yes.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Never regret, just decide to never do it again.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Actually Yes I did once. I had been going for a while and I couldn't move anymore.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Talk dirty to me, I'll work harder.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Eww Never.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes.

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
I don't think that I could ever.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
No I don't need porn to get me going.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
No, I am always focused on the person in front of (or under) me.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
No, but I was really sweaty one time and it slipped off.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
There was the one time that I was a "minute man" but I chalk that up to not having any for a long long long long long time.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I was almost a quarter century old.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I will not name names, but I think that person knows.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Better than possible.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Puhlease... I am a guy ya know.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Nun-ya.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
No, too cramped.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
I got a myspace message from her a couple of weeks ago. I didn't respond.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
If you have dated someone I know, then you are off limits.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Unknown to me at the time, yes.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
I'll tell you when it happens

27. LINGERIE?
Yes please.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Um that would be a big negative. WAY too Many dicks in one rooms just doesn't work.

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX
( )park
( )church
( )cemetery
( )beach, never again, the sand goes EVERYWHERE...well maybe I could be convinced..
()boat
( )school
( )parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
( )picnic table
(X)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
()woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)the other person's bed
()porch/deck/balcony
(X)in a house with parents home
()at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
(X)with other people in the room
(X)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
(X) in a pool.
(X) in a hot tub.

Now if any one wants to repost this, go right ahead. I will not "TAG" anyone this time... But be forewarned... I may tag you next time.

Kevin Smith gets his revenge.

How to respond to someone tells you that you suck

Snoop Dogg?! NO!!!!!!

Seriously?



Please tell me I am not the only one disturbed by this.

And please please tell me that I am not the only one that can't get this song out of my head.

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Listening to: Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction (Edited)
via FoxyTunes

HA!! *UPDATE*

Well I guess I better stop blogging and go cry in a corner. Pfft!!

You know I absolutely love it when people feel the need to just come out and tell you what they think. Especially when you really didn't ask or care for their opinion.

Whenever I post here, I make an effort to add a link to my myspace so some of my friends can take a glance at what I write. It gives them a chance to look see what I am doing and the things I go through. (I know I could do that in myspace, but it's so much easier here).

Yesterday was no different, when I put the link up for my EVERYBODY STOP post. This morning I got a myspace message concerning that post:

"ur blogs suck"

Really? Wow. I guess I better stop blogging and go cry in a corner now. Thank you so much for this very constructive criticism. I promise I will do better just to make sure you are happy. Would you like to proof read all of my blogs to make sure they don't suck anymore? Would you please oh please oh blog master show me how it's done? Oh wait you don't write anything you fat tub o lard. You apparently like to just sit back and critique things that you read.

I'm so glad I really don't care what anyone thinks about anything I do. Cause you know, that statement would of really hurt if I really gave a shit.

If anyone else who reads my blog really feels that way, I have a small suggestion for you, STOP READING! And if you feel like commenting on my writing abilities, please feel free to do so. Just know, that I will respond and tell you how much I care.

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Listening to: 3 Doors Down - Live for Today
via FoxyTunes

*UPDATE*

Ok so I have to make a retraction now. Apparently when I read my friends comment about my blog, I must of be so tired I couldn't tell if she was joking or not.

Here is the subsuquent exchange of messages:

From: (insert name here)
Date: Jan 16, 2008 9:30 PM

lol was a joke.. and i knew id get something back with a negative comment.. when i gave you a positive comment on the last blog you never comented back.. just thought id see what id get with the negative...and i was right.

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From: The Infamous JP:
Date: Jan 16, 2008 4:28 AM


can't make everyone happy now can I?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (insert name here)
Date: Jan 15, 2008 9:30 PM


ur blogs suck

Someone feels like a D-bag. Guess who that is.
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Listening to: Black Eyed Peas - Anxiety
via FoxyTunes

Everybody Stop!!

And sing with me.

We've all seen this commercial. And if you haven't you should watch it now.

Rock Me Gently.



Something like this happened the other day.

While working at the restaurant, we are usually allowed to play music in the kitchen and from time to time people will sing along. It's usually done under our breaths or it's usually only a couple of people singing.

This time it started out just like that. One person would start out singing, then another person would join, then another, then another, then another, then... you catch the drift. Within a matter of 30-40 seconds, every person was singing the song. I'm talking all 15 kitchen workers and the 3 customers in the place at the time, were not only singing, but some were actually dancing.

And what song was playing do you ask...

Well listen for yourself. And I dare you not to sing along.


(p.s. this is not the actual video, it's someone else doing the video to the song because Mr. Chesney won't let anyone embed his video)