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The new and improved Infamous Whip.

In a period of 5 months I have gotten my second new car. Yes I said 5 months, and no nothing was wrong with the first one. I was actually pulled in by the dealers attempt to get some more used car stock and get a little more money from me, but in the long run it is worth it.

Friday's Trash

No new sights but a great pic.

Haven't had many white trash sightings this week, but I did come along a great cartoon of White Trash that I'd love to share with you.

Say hello to my dream trailer park ho in water color ink...


And then Imogen's Mom Sent me this....


Who's White Trash Now?! It's ok I still love her.
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Now playing on iTunes: Evanescence - Cloud Nine
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Somebody PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!! *UPDATE*

I can't get this song out of my head and I'm getting sick.

Yesterday while going through my list of blogs at work, I fell prey to one of the most disturbing songs I have ever heard. But unlike the normally sane person I am, I kept listening to it and now. I CAN'T GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

Nothing is working. Not even my favorite song, not even singing to myself 867-5309 (which almost always works when I am trying to get a song of my head). Every time I try, I'll get it out of my head for a second, then someone will ask my what I am doing and then it starts all over again.

Can someone please please help me get rid of this torture.

On a Brighter note...

I joined a adult kickball league today. Well as the person that told me about it tells me it's actually a drinking league that plays kickball. I'm looking forward to that. Maybe they can help me stop thinking about "What What" ahh NO I just did it to myself!!!!

*UPDATE*
I've been cured. Yesterday after reading my blog, someone suggested a song that completely made me forget the "What What" song. Their suggestion was kind of like REHAB for me. And yes that was a pun....

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Now playing on iTunes: 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite (iTunes Originals Version)
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From Infamous, to Invisible, back to Infamous

For those of you that have been wondering where I have been, I have not been ignoring my blog. I've just been busy working and planning my California excursion that I will be taking at the end of the month.

So far these are my vacation plans. It is tentative right now and open for change.

After getting my malaria and hepatitis vaccinations that I will need to get (as recommended by TAB), I will be getting my gun license for my arrival in Los Angeles.

From there I will proceed to just outside of Granada Hills to spend sometime with my grandparents before fleeing to the outdoors of the KOA campgrounds in Santa Margarita where I will relax for a couple of days.

And for my final leg of my trip, I will be visiting some friends in San Luis Obispo before heading into the city of LA again to fly home.

Now... if anyone has any ideas of what kind of nightlife I can find for my first leg of my trip. Please feel free to send me some suggestions.

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Now playing on iTunes: Jason Mraz - Tonight, Not Again
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Vacation is Coming

Destination: Californ-E-I-A

I have been planning my first real vacation in years and I can begin to tell you how much I am looking forward to it.

I've taken vacations before, but not like this one. Previous destinations have included; Paris, Jamaica, Mexico, Haiti and various destinations visit family.

What is so different about this one is simply this, I am going by myself this time.

My plans will include meeting up with some friends in the Los Angeles Area and taking in a Dodger game or two and of course some of the famous California nightlife.

And for those of you thinking of asking... NO I WILL NOT HUNT DOWN PARIS, LINDSAY, OR BRITTANY FOR YOU.

I will however do my best to try and get an autograph or two from Alyssa Milano. *drool*


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Now playing on iTunes: T.I. featuring Alfa Mega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt
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Now playing on iTunes: T.I. - Help Is Coming
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In all Seriousness

My Heart goes out to those in Minnesota

While I usually try to keep my post less on the serious side and try to keep things of a lighthearted nature, I would like to extend my condolences to those that were involved or know someone that was involved in the bridge collapse in Minnesota.

Trash Part 2

Q: What do you get when you bring the trash out of the trailer park?
A: Trash with Class.

(The Ambiguous Blob this is just for you)

Another lunch break another trash siting. This time I was in a mall, eating my Chik-Fil-A club sammich minding my own business when it happened.

Imagine if you will, a woman in her early 60's, 5'3 tall, a cane in one hand, a purse in the other. Now imagine her with the perkiest set of tits you've ever seen in your life. I swear this lady must of just gotten a boob job. Wrinkles everywhere except for the two flesh mounds on her chest.

And how do I know this? She was wearing one of the those low cut, cleavage wearing shirts, that I love seeing at the bar on a 20-30 year old, but not on a mall shopping Martha Stewart.

As my eyes followed her across the room, I could not believe it...

P.S. From the response that I got from my first trash story, there will be many more to come. Simply because, lets be honest, whether you are white, black, hispanic, asian, or blacktino, there is a little white trash in all of us.