What does America have that no other country has?

Answer: WHITE TRASH PEOPLE

I would like to think that I am not a judgmental person, but there are some things people should not do, and when I see them I have got to comment.

Yesterday was one of those days.

On my way back to the office from my lunch break, I ran into the grocery store to get some band aids for my paper cut fingers. How was I to know I was going to need gauze for my eyes too.

There it was in front of me when I walked in. The most hideous disgusting thing I've seen since my early morning constitutional. WHITE TRASH

Ladies, for the sake of yourself and those around you, please DO NOT ever wear a wife beater meant for a man 6'6 tall if you are only 5'2. And if you ever are really crunked up and think that is ok to do,PLEASE also do us the favor of washing the bra you are wearing. Dirty white just does not look good on white skin, I don't care what hallucinogen you are on.

P.S.
I do want to give a White Trash Shout Out to Imogen's Mom's Sister. May all your teeth turn black by the time you are 30.

P.P.S. Feel free to comment with your White Trash Moments if you'd like.

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John it is...

And I thought I was being creative.

After two weeks of voting, the polls have closed and it was a landslide. Much to my chagrin, My favorite nickname was thoroughly defeated by a whopping 5 votes. So from this day forward, I will address myself as John.

I will not however change my blog title. You don't like it you can kiss my natural "I may be white, but I'm not black" ass!!

Now for the next poll question.....

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A peeing roof.

I think the roof had too much to drink last night and decided to release itself in public view.
(taken during a thunderstorm right before the power went out)

Please Don't Forget to Tip

And you think waiters/waitresses have it bad.

You know it amazes me how cheap people can really be.

Let me explain... Recently I have taken on a 2nd job as a Pizza Delivery driver for some extra cash for my trip to California. I'm thinking, "Ok, if I work Friday and Saturday nights I'll make some BIG bucks, especially since I know the area, I know pretty much every street in within where I'd be delivering. Man was I WRONG!!!

Come on people how hard can it be? Drivers are just like waiters except we bring your food to your home.

Not only do we have to bring your food you hot, but we have to use our own personal vehicles, which means we have to have insurance and to pay for gas (okay half). All because you don't want to get out of your homes to go get it.

Yes we get paid hourly, just like waiters, and yes we get a commission of what we deliver, but if that was my only means of income, you would never get your pizza cause I wouldn't have a car (or at least insurance for my vehicle). Hell in my first four days of being a pizza slave, the average income, came to about $5 and hour. BELOW minimum wage!!!

So be considerate people, and extra dollar or two on your $20 pizza order really helps.

Cheesin @ Work

I was Tagged

I am doing this, yet I don't know why...

TAG! The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you write a blog with ten, weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You are tagged" and tell them to read your latest blog.

1. I shave only once a week (on Sundays) simply because I like to have the scruff look on Fridays and Saturdays.
2. I’m older than one of my uncle’s. How scary is that.
3. I once brought 4 can of green beans with me on a trip to Jamaica and ate all of them right out of the can.
4. I have had my bed for 5 years now and have only slept on it for a year.
5. I was married for 15 months. She was married for 4.
6. I refuse to ever go through a McDonalds drive through again. They always take too long and never get it right. Hell I don’t know why I even still eat there.
7. I have deleted my MySpace page 3 times. I have decided I will not make it 5.
8. Tequila is my friend, Vodka is my frienemy, and I think water hates me.
9. I order 2 things when I go to restaurants. Steak or Hamburgers. I will get one or the other in some fashion or another.
10. I bob my head when I am making a joke (TY Maria)
    

As for who's next...

1. Maria, because I want to see if there is something I don’t know.
2. Jackie, there has got to be something she hasn’t told me yet.
3. Sarah G, because I read her blog all the time, bout time she read mine.
4. Dezi, maybe it’ll give her something to do.
5. Sierra, cause I know she has no time on her hand to do this.
6. Sarah W., she gets real bored sometimes and she may actually do this.
7. Casey, She’s got to have something to do cause work always sucks
8. Whitney, she thinks she so smart, I don’t think she can come up with 10 things.
9. Amanda, it’s been so long since I’ve seen her. Somethings have got to have changed since she was playing with barbies in her bedroom
10. Paul cause I have to get at least one guy to do this.