This morning, my boss called me in for a meeting with 3 other people. During the meeting the following phrase was uttered:
"18 inches seems unrealistic, so I'd like to see 6"
My first thought:
"So would your wife"
The momentary silence and light chuckling that followed indicated that I was not the only one thinking along the same lines....
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Things not to think while in a meeting with your boss...
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9 comments:
You should have just stood up and screamed, "That's what she said!"
Are you SURE that was you "inside" voice? heh..heh..heh..
Glad your office seems to be as pervy as you. It'll help if anyone shows up late at night while you are using the computer. Awkward!
heheheheheheee
also
heheheheeee @ catherinette.
I will gladly settle for 6.5 along with the added bonus of having my hair pulled and my neck nibbled on.
Tell your boss I said that.
CS - I almost did. But then I looked at the Vice Prez and with his eyes he said no.
Pink - Unless my co-workers heard me telepathically... then yes.
GB - Luckily for me, the front door chimes when it is opened and it takes a good 3 minutes to get close to me... so I think I am safe.
TB - I am such a perv, but then again, I think you know.
Mistress - He said that since I am more than qualified for the job, he is sending me in his place.
Sometimes I say no with my eyes. My heaving bosom, on the other hand, says yes.
I had a comment, but since I already used my Get Out Of Jail Free -card I'm not saying anything.
ii
(psst! anyone? do you happen to know where I could get my hands on more of those cards? please? thankyoueverso)
You can get them right here:
http://www.aerostich.com/catalog/US/Get-Out-of-Jail-Free-Card-p-17389.html
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