Q: What do you get when you bring the trash out of the trailer park?
A: Trash with Class.
(The Ambiguous Blob this is just for you)
Another lunch break another trash siting. This time I was in a mall, eating my Chik-Fil-A club sammich minding my own business when it happened.
Imagine if you will, a woman in her early 60's, 5'3 tall, a cane in one hand, a purse in the other. Now imagine her with the perkiest set of tits you've ever seen in your life. I swear this lady must of just gotten a boob job. Wrinkles everywhere except for the two flesh mounds on her chest.
And how do I know this? She was wearing one of the those low cut, cleavage wearing shirts, that I love seeing at the bar on a 20-30 year old, but not on a mall shopping Martha Stewart.
As my eyes followed her across the room, I could not believe it...
P.S. From the response that I got from my first trash story, there will be many more to come. Simply because, lets be honest, whether you are white, black, hispanic, asian, or blacktino, there is a little white trash in all of us.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Trash Part 2
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6 comments:
JP, I am beginning to worry about you. Do you have a thing for older woman??? Or is it just BOOBS?
Maria, I am a boob and and ass man. You got boobs and an ass, and I will stare. You should know that by now. I have stared at both of yours.
I went to a concert with an ex of mine, and I was fascinated by this 40 something's boobs. They. did. not. move.
She was jumping up and down, wearing a top that resembled a bandanna and a prayer. And yet, those cantaloupes in the front of her shirt stayed put.
I think women check out boobs just as much as men do. If I see an impressive set, I check it out.
Oh, that's funny!
But the big question is- did she have a mullet or even a pseudo mullet?
I don't know. Her boobs wouldn't quit staring at my eyes.
@ TAB
I have no idea, my eyes were too fixated on the 20yr old melons on a 60yr old body.
@ Sal
Every time I go back to that mall, you know I'll be searching for those boobies again.
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